Versailles tv series plot summary episode 7 the guardian

She goes off to voir le roi and gets appointed his official doctor. Emilia RenardвЂ™s job in Temoin Silent is now under real threat. Or something like that.Д«ack in the morgue the daughter does an autopsy on her dad and discovers something unusual. Mauvais Philippe storms off in a huff, saying there will be no more blow jobs on offer. вЂњCan you side with you?вЂќ This level of Cartesian dualism is way beyond Not-So-Bad Philippe, who says he will hang on and wait to see if the roi croaks. вЂњI side with the nobles and you,вЂќ says Mauvais Philippe. Not-So-Bad Philippe goes off to discuss the situation with Mauvais Philippe. Stupidite clearly runs in the famille.ДЄt another meeting of the вЂњCouncil of TrustвЂќ, Not-So-Bad Philippe is devastated not to be made regent because of his friendship with Mauvais Philippe. But because he has just speed-read The Art of War he is keen that the rest of the court doesnвЂ™t know he is meilleur, so he can work out who he can and canвЂ™t trust. Thanks to the daughter who has let her dad die, the king is now meilleur. Is it Madame Horizontal Hair? Photograph: Canal+/BBC The conspiracy ringleader, who I feel I ought to recognise, but somehow donвЂ™t. The ringleader is a woman I feel I ought to recognise but donвЂ™t, who promises the Mauvais Philippe that she definitely, definitely has William of Orange on her side. Only it turns out that the plot he thought he had intercepted was a false trail deliberately laid by the conspirators so they could meet somewhere else. Though given the progress of the Versailles building works it will take another 17 series for the east wing to be completed.ДЇabien has uncovered a plot and rides off to round up the conspirators. A tad premature with three episodes to go, but the right idea. He calls for his gardener who advises him to read Sun TzuвЂ™s The Art of War. Louis is now in a nightdress practising some new dance moves. вЂњSave your dad or save le roi.вЂќ No contest. Just as she is treating him, Fabien barges in and tells her she has a choice to make. His daughter wakes up and tries to save him. He then either poisons himself or is poisoned by someone else вЂ“ IвЂ™ve no idea which and it was awfully dark. The useless doctor is not at all heureux at being displaced as the roiвЂ™s medecin by his daughter and knocks her unconscious. вЂњI know I can trust you Mauvais Philippe,вЂќ he says, showing a level of stupidite unparalleled even in this series.Дespite being delirious at the near-death of his acting career, Louis has enough sense to ignore his useless doctorвЂ™s advice. He rushes back to Mauvais Philippe to tell him he is distraught about the state his frere is in. Not-So-Bad Philippe checks his look in the mirror and is horrified to notice he has overdone the white powder. La reine expresses her concern about the succession. A great tide is stirring, apparently.ДЄ short while later, вЂњThe KingвЂ™s Circle of TrustвЂќ assembles for its first meeting. Mid-flow, the Mauvais Philippe is accosted by a masked intruder who hands him a note and tells him to get with the conspiracy. Unexpectedly, the Not-So-Bad Philippe doesnвЂ™t invite him to join them for a threesome and the Mauvais Philippe gets up for a piss. Any port in a storm.Д®lsewhere the two Philippes are enjoying themselves in bed together when they are interrupted by another bloke. Despite the fact that Louis is delirious at the near-death of his acting career, he has enough sense to ignore the useless doctor and ask his competent daughter for advice.

The screenwriter could do with taking a bit less. The useless doctor comes in to tell le roi that he needs to take a bit more laudanum. An owl looks at him and an old man dressed in a sheet says: вЂњThe enemy is closer than you think.вЂќ Louis comes out of his mauvais reve and realises he has just taken part in the most ludicrous opening sequence in the histoire of television. Louis believes he has been asked to act as if he was trying to fail an audition for drama school. Louis is spinning round and round with his eyes wide open in a neo-classical fantasy.

Versailles tv series plot summary episode 7 the guardian